Friday, March 16, 2007

Soy muy inferma

Feeling pretty sorry for myself at the moment, I´m as sick as a dog, and let me tell you there is a dog every ten paces around this continent(read: I am REALLY sick). Hot and cold sweats, aching joints with enough flem, snot and dribble to drown the one said dog.

My last day in El Calafate, Argentina, I started getting a ticklish throat, and then it just snow balled, the fog of cigarette smoke you exist in only exacerbates the situation.

I think I caught the flu from one of the people in the dorm I was sharing. That was an experience in itself. I was sharing with a pig of a man, who would bless his room mates when they opened the door with his fat arse in a pair of silky boxer shorts. I thought he did not understand english or my limited spanish when I initially tried to communicate with him, but it turns out he was a resident from turds-ville. When we finally did get a sentence from the ignoramus, my Sth African roomie nearly melted from embarrassment, he was an ex-pats of his!

With my flu, I carry my freakin´ heavy backpack to the bus terminal at 7:30am. I boarded the 4 hour bus ride to Peurto Natales, Chile (this does not including boarder checks). Once I arrived I set off to look for a bus that will take me further south, down to Punta Arenas. This town has the airport that will take me to Santiago, Chile. Luckily I find a bus that will leave in 1 hour, so I look for an ATM, stock up on jelly (comfort food) and wait patiently. The money/peso siutation is vastly different between Argentina and Chile. From $10´s to $1000´s. I feel like I am literally spending millions, lost in the conversion.

Once I board the bus I sleep for the duration. I truely must be a sight. I can´t breath through my nose, so I wake immersed in a big pool of dribble. Loco gringa!

Arriving in Punta Arenas I am accosted by touts trying to get suckers into their hostel. And in this case I was totally beguiled. All I was after was someone to take me to the hostel of choice and give me free internet. The things you want in moments of desperation.

This hostel is a hovel. Kids and animals everywhere, paper thin walls, dorms and bathrooms designed and stuck together as an afterthought. After the initial shock, I resign myself to the reality. I´m too sick to go looking for anything else, plus I will just be sleeping off this flu.

For days now I have been trying to facilitate the flight from Punta Arenas to Santiago, hence the reason for the trek down here. Some words of advice - never gripe about the service you get in Australia. Sth America are still in the Industrial ages.

A little over 12 hours from boarding my plane and I still have nothing confirmed. Turns out the credit card details I supplied are not working, so they have requested that I scan and email to them, but this only comes to light when I follow them up for a status. Thank goodness for my trusty travel companion - babel fish translator!

So here I sit in the internet cafe singing out loud songs from anAmerican boy band that blar out of the speakers. Its a nice change from my twisted flu induced dreams, but I´m not sure what the other patrons of the internet cafe think.

Perhaps you´ll hear from me in Santiago. Wish me luck on the first evening star!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trudy,
Love the blogs, especially about pig of a man room mate of yours.. must be a dreadful site. Hope your flu has gone away.

What made me really laugh though is the animals in the hotel. I dont know whats worse the pig of a man room mate of yours or a real pig squealing during the night? well hope u caught that flight to santiago.

Ciao
Michael Knight! ill be back on the trails soon! ill send ya pics of our old crew aye!

7:46 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Trudes you poor old chook!
Hope you are feeling better soon.

Lots' of hugs
Rachel

8:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's great keeping in touch with your adventures! You have a very natural writing style... as if you are right here recounting the stories.

Trading on,
Jeff

7:27 pm  

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